things that cause me undue stress:
Greeting cards.
I mean, seriously. WHAT GOES IN THEM? The only reason I am giving you a card is because of an event, and the card already says Happy Birthday, Happy Mother’s Day, Merry Christmas, You Are Having A Child, Congratulations On Becoming A Man, Sorry Your Dog Died or whatever else is applicable for this situation.
Do I just write your name in the top corner and my name in the bottom corner?
SO. CONFUSING.
I wish I was kidding about this.
Blank cards FTW?
Or even better, make your own cards from scratch!
Or! Or just buy one and draw in it.
(I am definitely not an expert on greeting cards: I just bought a non-Christmas card for a Christmas present because I thought the green color inside was pretty.)